the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend
bless j. k. rowling
i love sleeping to avoid problems
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.
people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!